To: Paranormal Researchers of Ohio
GhostInvestigators@****.net
From: XXXxx @ gmail.com
Subject: possessed?
Date: Sat, 12 Sep 2009 20:45:12 -0400“Please help! The activity has been going on since I first married my wife six years ago, but the occurrences have been increasing to the point of happening every night. Ever since I got married and started living with my wife, I have heard loud, strange noises coming from her when she sleeps. I used to think it was snoring because it would happen only when she had a cold or something. But now it’s like every night, and it’s getting LOUDER (I could best describe the sounds as a cross between a fog horn, a feline mating shriek and microphone feedback).
“I’ve had other people who have heard it tell me that it is indeed just her snoring, but I am convinced that she is possessed by some sort of spirit. Can you please send a team to my home in Willoughby, Ohio to investigate while she sleeps? Maybe do an EMF sweep or some thermal imaging of her? I’m at my wits end. I can’t get any sleep, and I have nightmares that she’s possessed by the voice of Froggy from the “Little Rascals.” It’s just really screwing with my mind.
Please help!
XXXxx”
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Quick, Someone Call A Priest, And A Psychiatrist
From one of my favorite sites, Emails From Crazy People:
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Hmmm. How does one find a website called "Emails From Crazy People"??? I don't know...I think we all can sound crazy from time to time...right?? I can't count the number of times I've typed out something and thought it sounded perfectly fine...only to go reread it later and then think WTF! ;-)
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